Feaster's Microwaveable Burgers

I made a promise to myself a few months ago that I would only eat decent responsibly sourced meat. Before that decision were darker times. This is one of them.

The Feaster is a cheaper alternative to a Rustler the popular brand of microwavable burger. Where Rustlers taste like they're made with carpet Feasters taste like they are made with bitumen.

Never eat one they are vile things whose very smell can bring on a bout of dark stomach.